Help Disturbicons (Disturbing Emoticons) with a new illustration

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Disturbicons is a new app that will be launching soon which allows you to send your friend super disturbing emoticons (like an emoticon barfing or an emoticon in a shootout with cops).

We would like you to create some *animated* super disturbing emoticons. We've brainstormed various concepts below but if you have any other ideas, we're open to them as well: - Emoticon stuffing himself with food and then throwing up (family guy style) like this: http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/family_guy_barfing.gif - Emoticon runs away from a dog, but fails, and the dog humps it - Emoticon pooping gone extreme (like this but better quality: http://www.kittyridge.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Poo-Barf-Emoticon-200-by-400-filter-effect-2.gif) - Emoticons shooting eachother with guns and it turns into a bloody mess - A male and female emoticon making out and then fighting - A gangster emoticon gun fight with the cops, where it turns bloody and he kills all of the cops (5 emoticon cops) - barf sprinkler emoticon barfing in every direction - harlem shake emoticon - angry cussing emoticon - has "*&@^#^*" speech bubbles - pimpmoticon - big hat, cane, emoticon girls We will be using the concepts in our product and in advertisements and would like a version that can fit in at least one of the following ad sizes: 728x90 300x250 160x600 Please deliver the version in one of the ad sizes above, and also make sure it's in either .gif format or flash format.

********I will probably pick multiple winners if they're good enough!*********

Every design category has flexible pricing for all budgets. Illustration or graphics starts at $349.